iPhone RapsRaps Songs and Freestyles made on an iPhone.

I made this little R&B Song with the new I Am T-Pain App.  It’s about finially getting the girl you’ve been after…Literally.

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I’m still getting used to rapping the entire length of the free beats offered up with Studio App.  Rapping 4+ minutes off the top of your head is not as easy as it sounds.  I managed to finish this freestyle by letting everyone know that bird is indeed the word.

I’m really enjoying making iPhone Rap songs and freestyles.  I often need moments to myself.  Now, anytime I have my phone with me (even better when I have a headset) I can fire off some new content for the site.  Soon we’ll have the design finished and will be able to do more like offer a place for all our fellow iPhone rappers out there to share their work and even compete for prizes we’ll be giving away.

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dick looking cactus

Awe yeah.  I was chilling outside my girlfriend’s parents’ house and decided to kick back, enjoy a Kool XL light (the blue ones) and bust a full length freestyle.  I got my motivation to kick things off from a cactus on the table that reminded me of a big, floopy weenie with a scorching case of some type of hybrid std.

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This freestyle rhyme is a long dark tale of two secretly gay homophobes who have a longing for each other. The tale begins with gay guy #1 setting the rendezvous point to Lafreneire park, and he sets the time (midnight) and it will certainly be a windy night… cuz gay guy #2 will be flying a kite.

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Here’s another Drive Home freestyle which I recorded with my iPhone after work. I love rapping while driving, it really makes time fly. Topics: Brown Weiners, Dealing with pituitary gland issues, having small penis and testicle size, and anger management.

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I made this freestyle on the way home from work. To prove it, I took a picture of the traffic I was sitting in. Topics of this freestyle are sexual behavior of dinosaurs, balancing bikinis and penis size, lawn care, and driving tugboats, and many more. Enjoy!

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This here is my first ever iPhone rap. It will be a collector’s item someday, so make sure and don’t delete it out of your iTunes after you listen. You’ll want to keep this forever and ever.

If you listen closely you’ll hear me getting louder and louder, that’s the sound of me giving less and less of a fuck of what peoople thought of me walking down the street of an affluent neighborhood rapping into a phone.

Well, their ain’t nothing to it but to do it, give it a listen!

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I’ve been getting my swole on lately.  I try to eat right, when I can, which usually means I start the day off with a protein shake made up of chocolate flavored whey protein powder, 1 shot of vanilla Cool Brew, a scoop of natual, creamy peanut butter, and some ice cubes.

I was really excited about this protein shake which inspired me to grab my iPhone and bust a quick rap while I threw all the ingredients together.

Check out that gangsta personal blender I have in the picture.  That bad boy only set me back $22 at big lots and it works like a champ.  I never have chunks of ice in my shakes….or margaritas.

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I woke up this morning with some serious gastric complications.  My stomach was rumbling hardcore from the 2 salads and the turkey burger with side of black eye peas.  I tried valiantly to make a nice lean breakfast consisting of hard boiled eggs and a bowl of oatmeal but once I got the eggs on the stove, I needed to get my ass on the commode.  Lucky for me, I had left my iPhone and mic on the counter which enabled me to pass this anal liquid while busting a rap about how my morning had started.

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I was on the toilet with my iPhone, as usual, and instead of playing games, I decided to fire off a little rap.  This was a more challenging freestyle because I had to hold in a lot of farts.  I hope you enjoy it!

I chose a big, authentic looking Arkansas mullet for the cover art because I felt like that guy in the pic that’s made its way around the internet for a long time.  You know, that mullet sporting gentleman sitting on the toilet that’s on the outside of his shack.  I don’t know why I felt like that but I did.

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