iPhone RapsRaps Songs and Freestyles made on an iPhone.

Ladies, watch out. When Flesh Puppet is at the club, he’ll steal ya man right from you while you’re ordering a drink at the bar. You’re always welcome to watch, but you likely won’t want to. Made with I Am T-Pain app.

Flesh Puppet – Steal Ya Man From The Bar

Sometimes you just want to make a rhyme about fucking fat dudes and being sexy with food. “That’s a hairy sandwich, son.” Made with I Am T-Pain app for iPhone.

Flesh Puppet – Sexy Food Rap

This dude seriously gave me the boner of a lifetime! Made with I Am T-Pain on an iPhone 3G.

Flesh Puppet – Boner Of A Lifetime

I definitely needed to get the cobwebs dusted off my skills. I haven’t done any rapping in a while. I decided to just walk around the house and freestyle what came to mind.

I made this little R&B Song with the new I Am T-Pain App.  It’s about finially getting the girl you’ve been after…Literally.

I’m still getting used to rapping the entire length of the free beats offered up with Studio App.  Rapping 4+ minutes off the top of your head is not as easy as it sounds.  I managed to finish this freestyle by letting everyone know that bird is indeed the word.

I’m really enjoying making iPhone Rap songs and freestyles.  I often need moments to myself.  Now, anytime I have my phone with me (even better when I have a headset) I can fire off some new content for the site.  Soon we’ll have the design finished and will be able to do more like offer a place for all our fellow iPhone rappers out there to share their work and even compete for prizes we’ll be giving away.

dick looking cactus

Awe yeah.  I was chilling outside my girlfriend’s parents’ house and decided to kick back, enjoy a Kool XL light (the blue ones) and bust a full length freestyle.  I got my motivation to kick things off from a cactus on the table that reminded me of a big, floopy weenie with a scorching case of some type of hybrid std.

This freestyle rhyme is a long dark tale of two secretly gay homophobes who have a longing for each other. The tale begins with gay guy #1 setting the rendezvous point to Lafreneire park, and he sets the time (midnight) and it will certainly be a windy night… cuz gay guy #2 will be flying a kite.

Here’s another Drive Home freestyle which I recorded with my iPhone after work. I love rapping while driving, it really makes time fly. Topics: Brown Weiners, Dealing with pituitary gland issues, having small penis and testicle size, and anger management.

I made this freestyle on the way home from work. To prove it, I took a picture of the traffic I was sitting in. Topics of this freestyle are sexual behavior of dinosaurs, balancing bikinis and penis size, lawn care, and driving tugboats, and many more. Enjoy!