Filed Under (Flesh Puppet) by Flesh Puppet on 10-12-2010
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Ladies, watch out. When Flesh Puppet is at the club, he’ll steal ya man right from you while you’re ordering a drink at the bar. You’re always welcome to watch, but you likely won’t want to. Made with I Am T-Pain app.

Flesh Puppet – Steal Ya Man From The Bar
Filed Under (Flesh Puppet) by Flesh Puppet on 10-12-2010
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Sometimes you just want to make a rhyme about fucking fat dudes and being sexy with food. “That’s a hairy sandwich, son.” Made with I Am T-Pain app for iPhone.

Flesh Puppet – Sexy Food Rap
Filed Under (Flesh Puppet) by Flesh Puppet on 10-12-2010
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This dude seriously gave me the boner of a lifetime! Made with I Am T-Pain on an iPhone 3G.

Flesh Puppet – Boner Of A Lifetime
Filed Under (Flesh Puppet) by Flesh Puppet on 16-08-2010
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I definitely needed to get the cobwebs dusted off my skills. I haven’t done any rapping in a while. I decided to just walk around the house and freestyle what came to mind.
Filed Under (Flesh Puppet) by Flesh Puppet on 10-09-2009
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I made this little R&B Song with the new I Am T-Pain App. It’s about finially getting the girl you’ve been after…Literally.

Filed Under (Flesh Puppet) by Flesh Puppet on 26-05-2009
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I’m still getting used to rapping the entire length of the free beats offered up with Studio App. Rapping 4+ minutes off the top of your head is not as easy as it sounds. I managed to finish this freestyle by letting everyone know that bird is indeed the word.
I’m really enjoying making iPhone Rap songs and freestyles. I often need moments to myself. Now, anytime I have my phone with me (even better when I have a headset) I can fire off some new content for the site. Soon we’ll have the design finished and will be able to do more like offer a place for all our fellow iPhone rappers out there to share their work and even compete for prizes we’ll be giving away.
Filed Under (Flesh Puppet) by Flesh Puppet on 26-05-2009
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dick looking cactus
Awe yeah. I was chilling outside my girlfriend’s parents’ house and decided to kick back, enjoy a Kool XL light (the blue ones) and bust a full length freestyle. I got my motivation to kick things off from a cactus on the table that reminded me of a big, floopy weenie with a scorching case of some type of hybrid std.
Filed Under (Flesh Puppet) by Flesh Puppet on 21-05-2009
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I’ve been getting my swole on lately. I try to eat right, when I can, which usually means I start the day off with a protein shake made up of chocolate flavored whey protein powder, 1 shot of vanilla Cool Brew, a scoop of natual, creamy peanut butter, and some ice cubes.
I was really excited about this protein shake which inspired me to grab my iPhone and bust a quick rap while I threw all the ingredients together.
Check out that gangsta personal blender I have in the picture. That bad boy only set me back $22 at big lots and it works like a champ. I never have chunks of ice in my shakes….or margaritas.
Filed Under (Flesh Puppet) by Flesh Puppet on 21-05-2009
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I woke up this morning with some serious gastric complications. My stomach was rumbling hardcore from the 2 salads and the turkey burger with side of black eye peas. I tried valiantly to make a nice lean breakfast consisting of hard boiled eggs and a bowl of oatmeal but once I got the eggs on the stove, I needed to get my ass on the commode. Lucky for me, I had left my iPhone and mic on the counter which enabled me to pass this anal liquid while busting a rap about how my morning had started.
Filed Under (Flesh Puppet) by Flesh Puppet on 21-05-2009
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I was on the toilet with my iPhone, as usual, and instead of playing games, I decided to fire off a little rap. This was a more challenging freestyle because I had to hold in a lot of farts. I hope you enjoy it!
I chose a big, authentic looking Arkansas mullet for the cover art because I felt like that guy in the pic that’s made its way around the internet for a long time. You know, that mullet sporting gentleman sitting on the toilet that’s on the outside of his shack. I don’t know why I felt like that but I did.