Ladies, watch out. When Flesh Puppet is at the club, he’ll steal ya man right from you while you’re ordering a drink at the bar. You’re always welcome to watch, but you likely won’t want to. Made with I Am T-Pain app.
Sometimes you just want to make a rhyme about fucking fat dudes and being sexy with food. “That’s a hairy sandwich, son.” Made with I Am T-Pain app for iPhone.
This dude seriously gave me the boner of a lifetime! Made with I Am T-Pain on an iPhone 3G.
I definitely needed to get the cobwebs dusted off my skills. I haven’t done any rapping in a while. I decided to just walk around the house and freestyle what came to mind.
I made this little R&B Song with the new I Am T-Pain App. It’s about finially getting the girl you’ve been after…Literally.
I’m still getting used to rapping the entire length of the free beats offered up with Studio App. Rapping 4+ minutes off the top of your head is not as easy as it sounds. I managed to finish this freestyle by letting everyone know that bird is indeed the word.
I’m really enjoying making iPhone Rap songs and freestyles. I often need moments to myself. Now, anytime I have my phone with me (even better when I have a headset) I can fire off some new content for the site. Soon we’ll have the design finished and will be able to do more like offer a place for all our fellow iPhone rappers out there to share their work and even compete for prizes we’ll be giving away.
dick looking cactus
Awe yeah. I was chilling outside my girlfriend’s parents’ house and decided to kick back, enjoy a Kool XL light (the blue ones) and bust a full length freestyle. I got my motivation to kick things off from a cactus on the table that reminded me of a big, floopy weenie with a scorching case of some type of hybrid std.
I’ve been getting my swole on lately. I try to eat right, when I can, which usually means I start the day off with a protein shake made up of chocolate flavored whey protein powder, 1 shot of vanilla Cool Brew, a scoop of natual, creamy peanut butter, and some ice cubes.
I was really excited about this protein shake which inspired me to grab my iPhone and bust a quick rap while I threw all the ingredients together.
Check out that gangsta personal blender I have in the picture. That bad boy only set me back $22 at big lots and it works like a champ. I never have chunks of ice in my shakes….or margaritas.
I woke up this morning with some serious gastric complications. My stomach was rumbling hardcore from the 2 salads and the turkey burger with side of black eye peas. I tried valiantly to make a nice lean breakfast consisting of hard boiled eggs and a bowl of oatmeal but once I got the eggs on the stove, I needed to get my ass on the commode. Lucky for me, I had left my iPhone and mic on the counter which enabled me to pass this anal liquid while busting a rap about how my morning had started.
I was on the toilet with my iPhone, as usual, and instead of playing games, I decided to fire off a little rap. This was a more challenging freestyle because I had to hold in a lot of farts. I hope you enjoy it!
I chose a big, authentic looking Arkansas mullet for the cover art because I felt like that guy in the pic that’s made its way around the internet for a long time. You know, that mullet sporting gentleman sitting on the toilet that’s on the outside of his shack. I don’t know why I felt like that but I did.
