This freestyle rhyme is a long dark tale of two secretly gay homophobes who have a longing for each other. The tale begins with gay guy #1 setting the rendezvous point to Lafreneire park, and he sets the time (midnight) and it will certainly be a windy night… cuz gay guy #2 will be flying a kite.
Here’s another Drive Home freestyle which I recorded with my iPhone after work. I love rapping while driving, it really makes time fly. Topics: Brown Weiners, Dealing with pituitary gland issues, having small penis and testicle size, and anger management.
I made this freestyle on the way home from work. To prove it, I took a picture of the traffic I was sitting in. Topics of this freestyle are sexual behavior of dinosaurs, balancing bikinis and penis size, lawn care, and driving tugboats, and many more. Enjoy!
This here is my first ever iPhone rap. It will be a collector’s item someday, so make sure and don’t delete it out of your iTunes after you listen. You’ll want to keep this forever and ever.
If you listen closely you’ll hear me getting louder and louder, that’s the sound of me giving less and less of a fuck of what peoople thought of me walking down the street of an affluent neighborhood rapping into a phone.
Well, their ain’t nothing to it but to do it, give it a listen!
