iPhone RapsRaps Songs and Freestyles made on an iPhone.

I woke up this morning with some serious gastric complications.  My stomach was rumbling hardcore from the 2 salads and the turkey burger with side of black eye peas.  I tried valiantly to make a nice lean breakfast consisting of hard boiled eggs and a bowl of oatmeal but once I got the eggs on the stove, I needed to get my ass on the commode.  Lucky for me, I had left my iPhone and mic on the counter which enabled me to pass this anal liquid while busting a rap about how my morning had started.