iPhone RapsRaps Songs and Freestyles made on an iPhone.

This here is my first ever iPhone rap. It will be a collector’s item someday, so make sure and don’t delete it out of your iTunes after you listen. You’ll want to keep this forever and ever.

If you listen closely you’ll hear me getting louder and louder, that’s the sound of me giving less and less of a fuck of what peoople thought of me walking down the street of an affluent neighborhood rapping into a phone.

Well, their ain’t nothing to it but to do it, give it a listen!

I’ve been getting my swole on lately.  I try to eat right, when I can, which usually means I start the day off with a protein shake made up of chocolate flavored whey protein powder, 1 shot of vanilla Cool Brew, a scoop of natual, creamy peanut butter, and some ice cubes.

I was really excited about this protein shake which inspired me to grab my iPhone and bust a quick rap while I threw all the ingredients together.

Check out that gangsta personal blender I have in the picture.  That bad boy only set me back $22 at big lots and it works like a champ.  I never have chunks of ice in my shakes….or margaritas.

I woke up this morning with some serious gastric complications.  My stomach was rumbling hardcore from the 2 salads and the turkey burger with side of black eye peas.  I tried valiantly to make a nice lean breakfast consisting of hard boiled eggs and a bowl of oatmeal but once I got the eggs on the stove, I needed to get my ass on the commode.  Lucky for me, I had left my iPhone and mic on the counter which enabled me to pass this anal liquid while busting a rap about how my morning had started.

I was on the toilet with my iPhone, as usual, and instead of playing games, I decided to fire off a little rap.  This was a more challenging freestyle because I had to hold in a lot of farts.  I hope you enjoy it!

I chose a big, authentic looking Arkansas mullet for the cover art because I felt like that guy in the pic that’s made its way around the internet for a long time.  You know, that mullet sporting gentleman sitting on the toilet that’s on the outside of his shack.  I don’t know why I felt like that but I did.

Awe Yeah.  Here’s my first published iPhone rap!  This was made with Studio App on my iPhone 3G. I busted this rap on the porch while I was having a cigarette break.  I started thinking back on my high school days which is what inspired me for these rhymes.  My 10 year reunion is coming up.  My, how the time flies.  I ihope you like the art for this song.  I decided to fool with another of my apps, 80′s Hairoids, to give my self an old school, Emo looking hair style.  I was feeling down thinking how I’m almost 30 years old, I guess.

The Granny Song

The Granny Song

This is a rap song we made way back in the day before iPhones were invented but, it’s one of our favorites, and we can’t start this site without posting it.  We once went by the names Playboi (now Gay-Z) and Nuss (now Flesh Puppet).

If you’ve ever wanted to bump a song about sexin’ up grannies, you’re going to love this song.  I also recommend playing this song in the car for your own Granma, she might smile because she’s happy the hip hop world is finally coming around to rappin’ ’bout old broads.