iPhone RapsRaps Songs and Freestyles made on an iPhone.

I was on the toilet with my iPhone, as usual, and instead of playing games, I decided to fire off a little rap.  This was a more challenging freestyle because I had to hold in a lot of farts.  I hope you enjoy it!

I chose a big, authentic looking Arkansas mullet for the cover art because I felt like that guy in the pic that’s made its way around the internet for a long time.  You know, that mullet sporting gentleman sitting on the toilet that’s on the outside of his shack.  I don’t know why I felt like that but I did.

Awe Yeah.  Here’s my first published iPhone rap!  This was made with Studio App on my iPhone 3G. I busted this rap on the porch while I was having a cigarette break.  I started thinking back on my high school days which is what inspired me for these rhymes.  My 10 year reunion is coming up.  My, how the time flies.  I ihope you like the art for this song.  I decided to fool with another of my apps, 80′s Hairoids, to give my self an old school, Emo looking hair style.  I was feeling down thinking how I’m almost 30 years old, I guess.

The Granny Song

The Granny Song

This is a rap song we made way back in the day before iPhones were invented but, it’s one of our favorites, and we can’t start this site without posting it.  We once went by the names Playboi (now Gay-Z) and Nuss (now Flesh Puppet).

If you’ve ever wanted to bump a song about sexin’ up grannies, you’re going to love this song.  I also recommend playing this song in the car for your own Granma, she might smile because she’s happy the hip hop world is finally coming around to rappin’ ’bout old broads.