iPhone RapsRaps Songs and Freestyles made on an iPhone.

I woke up this morning with some serious gastric complications.  My stomach was rumbling hardcore from the 2 salads and the turkey burger with side of black eye peas.  I tried valiantly to make a nice lean breakfast consisting of hard boiled eggs and a bowl of oatmeal but once I got the eggs on the stove, I needed to get my ass on the commode.  Lucky for me, I had left my iPhone and mic on the counter which enabled me to pass this anal liquid while busting a rap about how my morning had started.

I was on the toilet with my iPhone, as usual, and instead of playing games, I decided to fire off a little rap.  This was a more challenging freestyle because I had to hold in a lot of farts.  I hope you enjoy it!

I chose a big, authentic looking Arkansas mullet for the cover art because I felt like that guy in the pic that’s made its way around the internet for a long time.  You know, that mullet sporting gentleman sitting on the toilet that’s on the outside of his shack.  I don’t know why I felt like that but I did.